- Every Australian that’s not at Splendour. (via maddynorris)
having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together
white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space
Sydney: Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.
Melbourne: Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.
Brisbane: Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas! It's a pretty shithole
Adelaide: The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.
Darwin: Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.
Hobart: Beautiful scenery. Incest.
Perth: Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.
Canberra: Parliament. That's it.
adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story
kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too
"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"
have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’